Let's Laugh a Little! Just a few things to liven up your day. And  They  Ask- Why We Like Retirement? Question:  How many  days in a week? Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday    Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?   Answer:    Three hours after he falls asleep on the  couch.   Question:   How many retirees to change a light bulb?    Answer:  Only one, but it might take all day.   Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer:   There is not enough time to get everything done.   Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?    Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent  discount.    Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?    Answer:    Tied shoes.   Question:  Why  do retirees count pennies? Answer:  They are the only ones who have the  time.   Question:  What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer:   NUTS!   Question:  Why are retirees so slow to  clean out the basement, attic or garage?   Answer:   They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.   Question:   What do retirees call a long lunch?   Answer:     Normal     Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement?   Answer :    The never ending Coffee Break.   Question: What's the biggest advantage of going  back to school as a retiree?    Answer:    If you cut classes, no one calls your  parents.  Question: Why does a retiree often say he  doesn't miss work,but  misses the people he used to work with?    Answer:  He is too polite to tell the whole  truth.    Question: What do you do all  week? Answer: Monday to Friday: Nothing                  On Saturday & Sunday, I rest.                 Share  this one with the retirees you know.    I 'm sure  they can  relate to some of  them AND, If  you have not yet retired,  look  what you  have to  look forward to.                     Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than... NOW! This where the cost of fuel is taking us Time to shuffle off for now